Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain tapos di man lang mautos. Ang kapal ng mukha mo!
Anak: Yung baboy kung malakas kumain, ang saya mo. Sino ba ang totoong anak mo? Ako o yung baboy?! 
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A guy was setting up his new email account while his girlfriend sat beside him. Feeling all macho, he put in “penis” as his password. His girlfriend fell off her chair laughing when the error message registered as: PASSWORD NOT LONG ENOUGH.
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