A lady in a bar walks to the barman and puts her finger into his mouth. He lustfully licks and sucks each finger. She then said: “Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper.”
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Juan: Pare, nasusuka ako kaya lang hindi ako masuka
Pedro: Madali lang yun pare, sundot mo tonsil mo.
(sinundot ang tonsil)
Juan: Hindi pa rin eh.
Pedro: Try mo sundot puwet mo.
(Sinundot ang puwet)
Juan: Hindi pa rin eh.
Pedro: Ngayon isundot mo ulit sa bibig mo.
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Waa … I hope I will not be that “barman” … lolz ….