Food Aphrodisiacs

This is censored. Promise. LOL.

  1. cheese
    Cheese - contains phenylethylamine - the chemical that gives you that high after eating sweets - than chocolate does. (Hmmm.. including Cheezee? Little boys and girls eat that stuff. My God.. There goes my mind again..hahaha)
  2. berries

  3. Frozen berries - from what I’ve read, frozen berries can be used as an alternative to ice cubes and is said to be best for oral toooot. One tip I read was for ladies to pop his tooooot in the mouth while eating berries because it will over-ride his taste and it’s as if you are popping berry-flavored toooot. (Umm.. okayyyy.)
  4. olives
    Black Olives / Olives - I failed to get why olives are aphrodisiacs. Maybe because the shape represents his balls? and that olive and olive oil has a positive effect on the cholesterol level in our blood. Ahh, maybe olives would decrease the risk of having a heart attack while doing the deed. (Pwede na rin).
  5. Bananas - Ay, this is classic. Aside from the shape that closely resembles the toooot, bananas have potassium and Vitamin B. These vitamins help with sex-hormone production. And this tip is the best (:lol:). It said: ladies, seduce your man by showing what you would do to his tooooot with a banana. (Hahahaha. As for me, I normally bite and chomp off every bit of the banana.)
  6. Asparagus - asparagus is an energy giving food. (You go, tiger).
  7. Ginger - Forget Viagra. Ginger increases blood flow to the cock. (If paired with asparagus, your man is the BOMB!)
  8. Cucumber - <begin quote> “Take off the wrapping, wash it, then use it to give her a thrill. Stick a condom.” <end of quote> (No comment, speechless)
  9. Chilli Peppers - According to some research, spicy foods trigger the release of feel-good endorphins which put you in the mood and boost circulation of blood in your man’s tooooot. (Go feed your man some extra hot pure chillis.)
  10. Whipped Cream - ( I will leave this to the readers’ imagination)
  11. Avocado - avocado contains feel-good, pleasure-intensifying substance phenylethylamine. (Perfect combination: Cheese and avocado, :lol:)
  12. banana split

Important Note:
Ever noticed that when you’re full, you get sleepy? Well, if you and your partner are planning a steamy night and start it off with dinner, eat just enough to avoid feeling catatonic. (Makes sense, doesn’t it?)

Sources:
Maxim Mag, April 2007
ETC channel
Articles I ACCIDENTALLY read

Photos:
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu
http://www.thebellavista.co.uk
http://www.theage.com.au

3 Responses to “Food Aphrodisiacs”


  1. 1 marlou May 10, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    well, not really a must but could be a big help every now and then…
    try the classical combination of bawang and sibuyas…for eating…well not a fast effect though…

  2. 2 mitch May 11, 2007 at 3:34 am

    Really?? Aphrodisiac pala ang bawang at sibuyas? Hmmm.. Too bad it wasn’t listed in Maxim. But maybe because it might cause bad breath? Hehe.. Oh well, it’s good to know that.. =)

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